I had a dream I was in rehab with Scott Baio and Dr. Drew was our doctor.

All these chicks wanted to bang Mr Baio and one girl carved an "S" into her upper forearm and Dr Drew was all like, "That's not healthy." And she's all like, "Oh... it's for my daughter." He's like, "O RLY... What's her name?" And she's like, "Star. It's for her." Then I asked to go out to my car to get a coloring book (Dr Drew was all like, "That's cool. We don't worry about the girls much,") and it turns out the rehab place is a chinese resto and I steal a wonton with broccoli cheese rice in the middle and the asian ppl are flipping out. But just prior, Scott was getting into a fight over a poker game and I was telling the girls, "Yeah... I've been into him since I was three!" (Which is so true. :X) That was an awesome ass dream but I remember being up on a bed and I was really short and scene-kid like. BLAH. & I never got to my goal of banging Scott Baio.

OH YEAH... I lost three lbs! Hahaha... That amuses me because I was so up to 1600 yesterday and didn't exercise at all. God... I may reach my March goal after all.

PS: Peep game on the new comm me and my homey co-own...

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Yes... we are cool. JOIN THAT MOTHER FUCKER ASAP!!!

Tags: dream, lulz